Mathematics

Mathematician:  How can you write a 4 in between a 5?

CHINA: Is this a Joke?
   
JAPAN: Impossible!

AMERICA: The Question wrong!!

UK: Rubbish!!
 
Nigeriann:  F(IV)E
This is the reason you find Nigerian everywhere in the world in finance, business, medicine, engineering & arts...
anything to do with optimising your brain!!

BRITISH: Can you Swim? Nigerian: No!

BRITISH:  Then a Dog is better than you because it can swim.                                           Nigerian: Can you swim?

BRITISH: Yes!
Nigerian: Then what's the difference between you and a dog?????
The British got shocked and fainted!!    John Rocks! ๐Ÿ‘ ๐Ÿ˜œ


European : Why do you Nigerians come in all colors, look at us, we are all white..?
                                                     Nigerians: Horses too come in different colors but donkeys are all the same..!!!
๐Ÿ˜

Send to all Nigerians over the globe!

Magic
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Missing a Nigerian flag in this?
Don't worry send this message to only 2 groups you will get shocked to see how all these flags will become a Nigerianan flag. thanks

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