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The hero of the world

[11/29, 10:55 AM] ‪+234 810 859 6193‬: Halima Abubakar KD ABINDA YASA NABAR AQIDAR SHI'A. Ni suna na Alhj Adam, mazauni kaduna, na kasance acikin wannan aqidar tun tuni har nakai matsayin shugaban HURRAS a yekinmu (ugw. Rimi) da kewaye. Wallahi wallahi wallahi wannan maganar dazan fada babu kage acikinta Ni Alhamdulillah inada rufin asiri dai-dai gorgodo, sai nabiyawa kaina zuwa aikin haji. An rege saura kwana kadan zamu tashi, abokaina wanda basai na kama suna ba, sukayimin rekiya zuwa airport, bayan zan tafi shiga jirgi sai suka cemin, zamu baka saqo idan kun sauka a madina, idan ka ziyarci Annabi SAW, ka la'anci wane da wane, sai bance musu komaiba nayi murmushi nashiga jirgi. Bayan mun sauka madina an kaimu masauki mukayi wanka nashirya sai natafi masallaci nayi nafila sai nazauna ina hutawa, take sai bacci ya daukeni, nan take sai nayi mafarki da Annabi SAW. Wallahi sai naga mutane biyu a tare dashi, damansa yace SAYYADI ABUBAKAR NE, hagunsa yacemin SAYYADI UMAR NE. Sai ya...

Good job

[11/23, 9:56 PM] ‪+234 907 839 8990‬: A man came to Amir ul Muhmineen, 'Ali bn Abee Taalib and said, "I will ask you four questions, so give me their answers": -What is compulsory, and what is most compulsory? -What is close-by, and what is most close-by? -What is amazing, and what is most amazing? -What is difficult, and what is most difficult? The Amir ul-Mu'mineen answered: -What is compulsory is Obeying and worshipping Allaah, and what is most compulsory is Abandoning sins and disobedience to Allaah! -What is close-by is The Day of Judgement, and what is most close-by is DEATH! -What is amazing is the Dunya, and what is most amazing is the love of the dunya! -What is difficult is the Grave and what is most difficult is Leaving this world without Provision (for it)! Oh Allaah, the changer of the hearts, please make my heart steadfast upon your religion. Oh my Lord, whoever opens this message of mine, and reads it, please open for him, the door of your bles...

Jacob the most popular gateman in Nigeria

Meet Jacob, the most popular gate man in Nigeria Updated: 8 hours ago Author: Adams Odunayo Views: 54464 Category: Life and Style , Entertainmen Exclusives, Gist , Gossip Exclusives FACEBOOK EMAIL WHATSAPP Gate men in Nigeria are known to be best-friends with their duty posts, but Jacob's plight seems to be totally different from the norm. Being a gate man to Nigeria's male barbie and self acclaimed Snapchat king Bobrisky, has its own perks. This is one of it. Jacob, who looks like he is in his late twenties first hit the limelight after his boss showcased him in one of his videos released earlier in 2017. Since then, the name Jacob or Jaykurrrrrrrrb as Bobrisky calls him has been registered in the minds of many Nigerians. Jacob spotted dancing and rocking his boss, Bobrisky Jacob dances to the latest songs, wears good clothes and he was recently given an Iphone 6 which is currently worth over N200k, courtesy of his cross-dresser boss. Only the rich all over the wor...

Vice president yemi osinbanjo and his wife dolapo celebrate 26th wedding anniversary

Vice President Yemi Osinbajo and wife Dolapo celebrate 26th wedding anniversary Updated: 4 hours ago Author: Sola Bodunrin Views: 11727 Category: #NaijWeddings , Photo, Local news, Life and Style FACEBOOK EMAIL WHATSAPP Every November 25th is a special day in the life of the vice president of Nigeria, Prof Yemi Osinbajo and his beautiful amiable wife, Dolapo. It is their wedding anniversary, so today, Saturday, November 25, 2017, their marriage turns 26 years. To celebrate the day, the wife of the vice president took to her Instagram handle to give thanks to God for His faithfulness upon their union while also thanking him I appreciation of the years to come. dolapoosinbajo Follow 6 HOURS AGO 7,596 likes 541 comments 28 years together to the glory of God! O God our help in ages past, Our hope for years to come. Our shelter from the stormy blast And our eternal home. #WeddingAnniversary #ToGodBeTheGlory PAY ATTENTION: Install our latest app for Android and read the best n...

Maryam sanda is now arraign in the court for stabbing her husband to death

Police arraign Maryam Sanda for allegedly stabbing her husband to death Updated: 3 hours ago Author: Kess Ewubare Views: 153613 Category: Local news FACEBOOK EMAIL WHATSAPP - Maryam Sanda bursts in tears during her arraignment for alleged murder - The accused was seen nursing her 7-month-old baby in court - Bilyamin Bello was allegedly stabbed by his wife after she accused him of infidelity A house wife, Maryam Sanda, has been remanded in Suleja prison for allegedly killing her husband, Bilyamin Bello, a son of a former Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) chairman. The accused was sent to jail on Friday, November 24, after she was arraigned in court by the police on murder charges. READ ALSO: Army sergeant arrested for allegedly stealing car belonging to Buhari’s minister Shortly before her arraignment, Maryam reportedly burst in tears as she arrived the court premises with her seven-month-old baby. She also covered her face with a green scarf to prevent being photographed by ...

Story exciting

***INA HUJJAR TAKE? (1)*** DUNIYAR MARUBUTA Nazifi Muhammad > DUNIYAR MARUBUTA ^^^KUNNENKU NAWA?^^^ INA HUJJAR TAKE Na Matar Nasimat! Idanunta sun yi jawur kamar jan gauta saboda tsabar kukan da ta sha, kana kallonta ka san tana cikin rashin nutsuwa. Yanayin fatarta ma ya nuna ba haka asalin haskenta ya ke ba. Tana girgiza kai ta dubi Hajiya Naja'atu da 'yarta Shafa'u da ke zaune a gefenta, ta ce. "Mummy, rayuwata tana cikin garari, ku tausaya min ku ba ni kariya, idan ba haka ba, wallahi gab na ke da tarwatsewa." ^^SHIMFI'DA 1^^ Like · 2 · Nov 6 at 6:44pm Nazifi Muhammad ^^SHIMFI'DA 1^^ Idanunta sun yi jawur kamar jan gauta saboda tsabar kukan da ta sha, kana kallonta ka san tana cikin rashin nutsuwa. Yanayin fatarta ma ya nuna ba haka asalin haskenta ya ke ba. Tana girgiza kai ta dubi Hajiya Naja'atu da 'yarta Shafa'u da ke zaune a gefenta, ta ce. "Mummy, rayuwata tana cikin garari, ku tausaya min ku ba ni kari...

Buhari must support benue anti-grazing law

APPARENTLY disturbed by the negative reactions of some groups after the establishment of the anti-grazing law in Benue State, the lawmakers from the state on Friday asked President Muhammadu Buhari to support the law to save the citizens from the menace of herders. The lawmakers also sent a warning signal that if the members of Miyetti Allah group were not called to order, Benue citizens may be forced to defend themselves because they can’t be second class citizens in their own Father land. Addressing a press conference at the National Assembly, Spokesman of the Benue Reps caucus, Rep John Dyegh in a statement entitled: Why FG Must Support Implementation Of Anti-Open Grazing Law In Benue state said: “This press conference is to sound a note of warning to those who have vowed to violate the law and cause crisis in the state. “It is also to draw the attention of the Federal Government and make a passionate appeal to the President and Commander In Chief of the Armed Forces, Muha...

12-yr old roast to death

12-yr-old maid roasted in Lagos for stealing N50 2017/11/25 03:28:06sunnewsonline.com By VINCENT KALU Forstealing N50, a young girl came within an inch of death, as daylight was beaten out of her and most parts of her body––including buttocks, back and shoulders were disfigured with burns from hot knife until she ended up a horrifying sight that will make even the stonehearted cringe with horror. The poor girl’s ordeal was cut short when she fainted and had to be rushed to the hospital. It was in such a poor state she was brought in to Siloan Medical Centre at 14, Muhammadu Akije Street, Ejigbo, Lagos State. Hours after she was revived from death, she was still weak and writhing in pain. Most annoyingly, her injuries were inflicted, not by an outsider, but by her relative, her second cousin named Bose Ola, who was her guardian. The story becomes most unbelievable in the light of the offence that earned her such gargantuan punishment. Overall, there is hardly a word to euphemiz...

Live story

🥗DUK WANDA YABIYE BACCIN DARE ZAIGA TSADAR RAYUWA🥗 Juriya da jajircewa shike sa mutum yacika burinsa.                🍇 Mukasance masu sadaukar dakanmu wajan nemawa rayuwarmu yanci anan DUNIYA da  KIYAMA.                🍇 Babu wata rai daxataxama komai face ta hana kanta BACCIN DARE.               🍇 Duk wanda kaji ancemasa WANE toh IDONSA bai RINTSABA.             🍇 Mulki,Sarauta,Malinta, Daukaka.Sunfi karfin mai Baccin dare.                 🍇              Kar ka/ki dauki Bacci abokin ryw wataran xai yaudare ka/ki za ka/ki farka lokacin da komai yakurema ka/ki. Fatan Alkhairi agareku. shawara ce

Beware

*ZATON KU ALLAH BAZAI JARABE MU BA?*      *Dr. Isa Ali Pantami* Akwai abun da 'Dan Adam baya magancewa Kansa balle ya magance maka. Amma maimakon mu duba laifin da muke wa Allah mu gyara, sai mu ce rayuwa ta yi kunci, shugaba wane ya gagara. Eh, kana iya cewa wani lokaci an gagara. Amma ka sani, akwai laifin da mu muke yiwa Allah, matukar kuma bamu gyara ba, ko duk Arzikin Jaziratul Arab za a tara mana, ba za mu fita cikin kuncin da muke ciki ba! Ai yanzu, kuncin rayuwar ba wai babu kudin bane. Akwai, Albarkar Allah Ya debe. In ko ba mu tuba zuwa ga Allah ba, Allah ba zai dawo da shi ba. Babu Al'ummar da ta sabawa Allah ta ji dadi a Duniya. Babu ita! Mutanan Annabi Lut, Luwadi kadai suka yi Allah Ya dirkake su. Ba a Luwadi a yanzu? Mutanan Annabi Shu'aibu, tauye mudu kadai sukayi, akan wannan Allah Ya halakar da su. Ba a tauye mudu a yanzu? Mutanan Annabi Saleh, Dabba kadai suka kashe. Akan Taguwa Allah Ya halakar da su. A yau ana kashe mutane, kuma Al...

Most beneficial

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Warning

Zuwa ga Matar da zan aura Sakamakon yanayin makarantu danayi daban daban yasa inada abokai mata da yawa kuma muna yin waya dasu wani lokacin har text messages, saboda haka Idan kinga sunan wata kada ki damu abokiyar karatu ce. Sannan nan gaba zan nuna miki wasu daga cikin su da sunayen su domin tabbatar wa. Sannan kuma idan bazaki damu ba kada a siyo wuqa Idan Antashi siyo kayan kicin, zan nemi hanya mai sauki wajen yanka kayan da kike son yankawa da wuqar. Daman babu maganar shan lemon kwalba a gidan sena roba. Ki huta lafiya

Smile and silence

My Dear, I have come to realize that successful people have two things on their lips, "smile and silence". Smile can solve a problem,  Silence can avoid problems. Sugar and salt may be mixed together but ants reject the salt and carry away only the sugar. Select the right people in life and make your life better and sweeter. If you fail to achieve your dreams, change your ways not your God. Remember, trees change their leaves and not their roots. You will never reach your destination if you stop and throw stones at every dog that barks. Haters will see you walking on water and say its because you can't swim. Even if you dance on water, your enemies will accuse you of raising dust. Make it your ambition to live a quiet life, to mind your own business and to work with your own hands. Remember, don’t ever wrestle with a pig. You’ll both get dirty, but the pig will enjoy it. -- Be Inspired and have a great day . Be kind and share.  God is walking from door to door depositing...

Sympathy

A man came to Amir ul Muhmineen, 'Ali bn Abee Taalib and said, "I will ask you four questions, so give me their answers": -What is compulsory, and what is most compulsory? -What is close-by, and what is most close-by? -What is amazing, and what is most amazing? -What is difficult, and what is most difficult? The Amir ul-Mu'mineen answered: -What is compulsory is Obeying and worshipping Allaah, and what is most compulsory is Abandoning sins and disobedience to Allaah! -What is close-by is The Day of Judgement, and what is most close-by is DEATH! -What is amazing is the Dunya, and what is most amazing is the love of the dunya! -What is difficult is the Grave and what is most difficult is Leaving this world without Provision (for it)! Oh Allaah, the changer of the hearts, please make my heart steadfast upon your religion. Oh my Lord, whoever opens this message of mine, and reads it, please open for him, the door of your blessi...

Confusion

Aww.... Middle-aged woman grinds sexually on her husband & it's lovely  (Video) 2017/11/23 09:39:47lindaikejisblog.com In a video which has captured the heart of many, a middle-aged American woman is filmed grinding sexually to a loud music for her husband who's seen sitting on a couch. Watch the video and swipe for the next below The way our Aunties & Uncles are about to cut up tomorrow ? Egg Nog’s about to be lit! A post shared by East Coast Renaissance (@ecrenaissance) on Nov 22, 2017 at 9:02am PST

News about

oiding Mouth Odour In 5 Easy Steps NewsWhip11/18/2017 | 10:15 AM Because there's nothing worse than having people close their noses every time you open your mouth. 😩 Here are 5 steps to take to avoid mouth odour and save your self (and your neighbors) the embarrassment.

Ambode

Teenage Girl Shot Dead At Agbonchia, Rivers State By Security Agent (Graphic) by onoikenna: 3:25pm According to a report shared by Facebook page Focuseleme,a law enforcement agent allegedly shot a teenage girl(others said he is a boy) dead in Agbonchia.It is unclear what led to the incident. Source: http://www.trezzyhelm.com/2017/11/law-enforcement-agent-shoots-teenage.html?m=1#AnambraDecides: Youths Use Their Voters Card (PVC) As Beer Covers – Photos 2017/11/18 17:50:04nigeriatoday.ng Anambarians or should I say Biafra youths use their Permanent Voters Card – PVC as a drink cover as they enjoy themselves with liquors. This I believe is a sign that they don’t believe in the voting going on or even the sovereignty of Nigeria State. This guys got guts and they are really playing wit fire. They converted their cards to beer bottle covers to ward off flies at a local joint. This people are playing with Nigeria. They were pictured enjoying an Igbo local dish regarded as Ofe Nsala dur...

Dear brothers and sisters

Dear brother & sisters, please pray for me, my name is Nura A hassa and I'm 23 years old I beg you as a Muslim that you send this letter to all your friends and acquaintance to reach as many people as possible, I want Du'a/supplication of you because I'll be operated with a very low chance of recovery I've a brain disease. Pls don't' close this message until you've forwarded it !!! Say "Lailahaillallah Muhammad Rassoul Allah I beg u with the name of Allah al Aziz, al Jabbar that u send it to as many people as possible.. Pray that may Allah heal me. Ameen

Saraki turn out

POLITICSKwara LG polls: Saraki hails massive turnout, peaceful conduct Published on November 18, 2017 By Yemi Itodo President of the Senate, Dr. Bukola Saraki, has lauded the good people of Kwara State, for turning out enmase to vote for candidates of their choice in the Saturday’s local government election. This was even as he described the conduct of the elections in Kwara as very peaceful and commendable. Speaking with journalists after he voted at Opobiyi, Agbaji polling centre in Ilorin West local government area of the state, Saraki appreciated the voters for the large turnout, saying such civil obligation would go a long way to bring development to the grassroots. He was particularly impressed by the peaceful atmosphere under which the election was conducted. A statement signed by his Special Assistant on New Media, Oluwole Premolar, said, the Senate President thanked the people of the state for their orderliness and peaceful disposition before and during the poll.

First successful in the world

First Successful Head Transplant Carried Out On a Corpse In China 2017/11/18 16:58:59tori.ng File Photo The world's first human head transplant has been carried out on a corpse in China, according to Italian professor Sergio Canavero, Dailymail reports. During an 18-hour operation, experts demonstrated that it is possible to successfully reconnect the spine, nerves and blood vessels of a severed head. A similar operation on a live human will take place 'imminently', the controversial professor claims. Professor Canavero, director of the Turin Advanced Neuromodulation Group, made the announcement at a press conference in Vienna this morning. The procedure was carried out by a team led by Dr Xiaoping Ren, who last year grafted a head onto the body of a monkey. A full report of the Harbin Medical University team's procedure and a timeframe for the live transplant are expected within the next few days. Speaking at the press conference, Professor Canavero s...

A Syrian mother and daughter have given birth at the same time

Another mother, daughter give birth same day A mother and daughter from South Africa got pregnant for the same man and gave birth to their babies just four days apart. In a related event, a Syrian mother and her daughter have given birth at the same time after undergoing Caesarean Sections together at a Turkish hospital. Mildred Mashego, 38, and daughter, Patricia Mashego, 19 were impregnated by same man and gave birth 4 days apart The South African woman, 38 year old Mildred Mashego, learned that her 19-year-old daughter, Patricia Mashego, was also pregnant and that they would be due in the same month. The mother was furious that her daughter got pregnant out of wedlock; however she was even more shocked when she learned who the father of the child was. Mildred was so angry that her daughter was secretly having sex with her boyfriend and was even considering abortion when she found out the truth. However, now that the children are born the woman has forgiven her daughter for...

Nigeria handed favourable groups

Nigeria Handed Favourable Group In CHAN Draws 2017/11/18 10:26:05360nobs.com Nigeria have been handed a favourable draw for the 2018 African Nations Championship (CHAN) on Friday The Home based eagles have been grouped alongside Libya, Equatorial Guinea and Rwanda. The 16-team tournament, which takes place in Morocco between January 12 and February 4, 2018, is exclusively for players based in their domestic leagues. Nigeria, whose best outing was a third-place finish in 2014, will be making their third appearance at the tournament Libya, the 2014 champions, make a return to feature for a third time at the competition Rwanda, on their part, are expected to provide the Super Eagles with a stern test. Equatorial Guinea are tipped to be the underdogs in the group due to their inexperience at international level.

Racing

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Southern Ocean - Ships & Ports shipsandports.com.ng Nov 10, 2017 7:06 AM Japan started a new “research mission” in the Southern Ocean as the country sent its fleet to continue whaling operations in the area on November 9. The fleet departed from the port of Shimonoseki, Yamaguchi Prefecture, on a mission to catch 333 minke whales through March 2018. Japan’s Institute of Cetacean Research informed that it will collect scientific data necessary to manage whale stocks and the ecosystem in the Antarctic. New Zealand’s Foreign Minister Winston Peters informed that Japan’s decision to continue whaling in the Southern Ocean “is out of step with international opinion and defies scientific advice.” “Japan’s decision to conduct whaling in the Southern Ocean flies in the face of the clear recommendations of the International Whaling Commission, its Scientific Committee and its expert panels,” Peters said. “Put simply, Japan can achieve its stated rese...

Norms and values

Uztazz da budurwarsa........Wani uztazz ne kullum in yaje gurin budurwarsa baida wani magana sai wa'axi, ma'ana ta ji tsoron Allah ta bi duniya a hankali, sai wannan budurwar tace ita ko sai ta gwada shi ta gani in mai tsoron Allah ne........suna cikin magana sai ta kama mai hannu...... Ustazz yace "Subhanallahi" ta rungume shi yace "Alhamdulillah" tai mai Kiss💋💋💋 yace "Masha Allah" da ta sake shi yace "Astagfurillah". 😀😀😀. Banda dariya plz, don ni ma ban yi ba. Aha.

Nigeria illegal logs

1.4 million illegal rosewood logs from Nigeria, worth $300m laundered into China 2017/11/17 23:00:59elombah.com WASHINGTON–(BUSINESS WIRE) – One of the largest timber smuggling operations in history is revealed today by the Environmental Investigation Agency (EIA) in a report that shows how over 1.4 million illegal rosewood logs from Nigeria, worth US$300 million, were laundered into China. Multiple independent sources told EIA undercover investigators that over US$1 million was paid to top Nigerian officials to release the wood stopped by Chinese authorities. Thousands of permits were ultimately signed by the then Minister of Environment, Mrs. Amina J. Mohammed, who currently serves as Deputy Secretary-General of the United Nations (UN). The results of a two-year investigation by EIA, The Rosewood Racket details the journey of illegal African rosewood, also known as “kosso,” from the remote forests of Nigeria beset by illegal logging to luxury furniture boutiques in China, desp...

Criticism

Was Her Criticism of Nicki Minaj’s Photos Really All About Eve? by Danielle Butler November 17, 2017 3:44 PM Share Article on Facebook Share Article on Twitter Aa Alberto E. Rodriguez, Getty Images “Break the internet.” That’s a now-popular declarative made notorious three years ago by PAPER Magazine’s Jean Paul Goude-shot cover, featuring a glazed and bare-bottomed Kim Kardashian. The term was once again revisited this week for the magazine’s November 2017 edition; this time featuring rapper Nicki Minaj. Article continues after ad: When the photos hit the web, surprisingly, nothing was broken. The shamelessly ham-fisted “Minaj-a-trois” theme features a thrice-cloned Nicki engaging in risqué and sexually suggestive posturing with herself. A raven-haired Minaj is seen sitting spread eagle—wearing nothing but glittery boots, matching pasties, and high-waisted pink briefs; while another pink-haired Nicki in a latex cutout dress appears to grope 1st Nicki’s breast, and anot...

Improve your bet9ja and earn more money

Top tips for improving your bet9ja game 2017/11/17 18:21:05naija.ng Do you like sports? Are you a gambler? Do you want to combine your two passions in life and make money out of it? Then check out this article where we tell you how to play bet9ja and give you some practical pointers on how to win. Do not miss out on this! What is bet9ja? So what exactly is bet9ja? Well, it is the most popular betting website in Nigeria. It provides opportunities for all sorts of gamblers. Fans of betting on online casinos, races, virtual games or all kinds of sports can find it all on bet9ja. It is an excellent service for anyone who enjoys gambling. You can play for free just for the thrill of it or invest some cash in order to earn real money. Bet9ja can be accessed from any device with an Internet connection, so you can continue playing even if you are away from your computer. By now, you must be really interested in how to play bet9ja, so let us teach you how to do it. How to play bet9...

Rotimi amachi public bickering

Editor’s note: The writer, Buchi Obichie , chides Rotimi Amaechi and Nyesom Wike for their constant public bickering. She recollects the recent events of Sunday, November 12, and warns both men that their antics may lead to dangerous consequences for other people; even as she tells them point-blank, that Rivers state does not solely belong to either of them! When 2 Elephants fight, it is the ground that suffers- a truer proverb has never been spoken…except probably by Chiwetalu Agu, in one of his numerous Nollywood flicks! Anyway, Sunday, November 12, was a day Rivers state residents would not forget in a hurry; as an altercation between Nyesom Wike and Rotimi Amaechi would have led to an even greater catastrophe, but for the grace of God! Depending on who you ask, there are differing narratives as to what really happened; but suffice to say, an altercation occurred between the security operatives of both men, which eventually led to one officer being badly beaten. READ ALSO: Opini...

Osinbajo describes president Buhari in five words

Osinbajo describes President Buhari in five words Updated: 2 minutes ago Author: Aanu Adegun Views: 0 Category: Local news FACEBOOK EMAIL WHATSAPP Yemi Osinbajo, Nigeria's vice president has spoken about the character of President Muhammadu Buhari in Abuja on Thursday, November 17 during a book launch. The book reviews the administration’s achievements during the last two years, Premium Times reports. Here are some of words spoken by the VP. 1. Buhari’s frugality The vice president lauded President Buhari over his habit of avoiding unnecessary expenditure. He said the president decided to take only half of his salary since the government provides accommodation, food and transportation for the President and the vice president. “He said he would take only half of his salary and so I had no choice but also to (offer) to take half of my own salary. Unfortunately, Mr. President turned down my request. He didn’t consider me a more worthy cause to give half of his salary (lau...

New brand of car

*WACCE IRIN MOTA ZA KA SAYA MIN?* Saurayi Ne Ya Je Zance Wajen Budurwar Sa... *Saurayi*: Sweety an tashi lafiya? *Budurwa*: Normal... (ta amsa da kyar) *Saurayi*: Sweety an kusa daura mana aure amma har yanzu baki daina yi min wulakanci ba. *Babudurwa*: Mtsw... (ta dan yi tsaki) ni fa barci na ke ji. *Saurayi*: dama ba wani abu ne ya kawo ni ba illa in tambaye ki ko kin iya tuki. Domin ina son matata ta kware a tuki *Budurwa*: hmmm Honey ke nan shi yasa nake matukar sonka. *Saurayi*: hmmm *Budurwa*: To wace irin mota za ka saya min? *Saurayi*: Mota kuma? (cikin mamaki ya tambaya) *Budurwa*: Eh mana ba yanzu ka tambaye ni ko na iya tuki ba? *Saurayi*: chaf chaf ni fa tukin tuwo nake nufi Buhun Masara aka bani.

Love letter

*HOW SCHOOL BOYS USED TO WRITE LOVE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THOSE GOOD, OLD DAYS!* GOVT SEC SCH. P.O. BOX 2013 29TH JAN. 1979 Dear Sweet, Ditto... Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health over there, if so, doxology! I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here. Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity. Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat. To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I se...

Breaking

GA WASU TAMBAYOYI DAYAKAMA MUSULMAI SU AMSASU Ka ranta zaka/ki amfana Awane wata akafara saukar da QUR,AN?                      muharram                      ramadan                      safar                      rajab 1surori nawane a Qur'ani? 110 100 60 114 2wane annabine aka saukarma zabura?                     \A/ Musa                     \B/Isa                     \C/Dauda                     \D/Ibrahim 3kalmomi nawane a Qur,ani? 86,430 86,340 83,640 83,460 4wane annabine aka kirashi mai hikima?               ...