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*WACCE IRIN MOTA ZA KA SAYA MIN?*

Saurayi Ne Ya Je Zance Wajen Budurwar Sa...

*Saurayi*: Sweety an tashi lafiya?

*Budurwa*: Normal... (ta amsa da kyar)

*Saurayi*: Sweety an kusa daura mana aure amma har yanzu baki daina yi min wulakanci ba.

*Babudurwa*: Mtsw... (ta dan yi tsaki) ni fa barci na ke ji.

*Saurayi*: dama ba wani abu ne ya kawo ni ba illa in tambaye ki ko kin iya tuki. Domin ina son matata ta kware a tuki

*Budurwa*: hmmm Honey ke nan shi yasa nake matukar sonka.

*Saurayi*: hmmm

*Budurwa*: To wace irin mota za ka saya min?

*Saurayi*: Mota kuma? (cikin mamaki ya tambaya)

*Budurwa*: Eh mana ba yanzu ka tambaye ni ko na iya tuki ba?

*Saurayi*: chaf chaf ni fa tukin tuwo nake nufi Buhun Masara aka bani.

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