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[1/15, 8:00 PM] +234 907 839 8990: Shaitaan says:
1. A person who listen to Adhan and doesn't pray in Masjid is my Father.
2. A person who waste money on useless things is my Brother.
3. A person who does ruku and sajda before Imam is my Son.
4. A woman who gets angry when guests come to her house is my Mother.
5. A woman who doesn't wear a scarf is my Wife.
6. The person who doesn't say Bismillah before eating is my Child.
7. Those who share or forward this message to people are my enemy.
8. Those who don't share the message are my friends.
Pls be the enemy of shaitaan, forward to your friends, brothers, sisters and family. Pls share now!!!!
[1/15, 8:12 PM] +234 907 839 8990: *Manπ³πΏ: Marry me?*
*Womanπ©π»: Do you have a flat?π‘*
*Man:π³πΏ No*.
*Womanπ©π»: Do you have a* *Camry car?π*
*Manπ³πΏ: No.*
*Womanπ©π»: How much is your salary?π΅πΈ*
*Manπ³πΏ: No salary, but I....!*
*Womanπ©π»: No but Wat.... ! You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave please b4 I open eye πfor u!*
*Manπ³πΏ: But I have one estateππ π―, 3 landed properties in GRAπππ, 3 Ferrarisπππ, 2 Porschesππ and 2 G wagonππ. Why do I still need to buy Camryπ. How can I be paid salaryπΈπ΅ when actually I'm the BOSS...*
*Womanπ©π»: that's why I told you to leave, cause am coming to your house myself to propose to you....*
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Pass to another group make them laugh
πππππ off to another group.....
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