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[1/15, 8:00 PM] ‪+234 907 839 8990‬: Shaitaan says: 1. A person who listen to Adhan and doesn't pray in Masjid is my Father. 2. A person who waste money on useless things is my Brother. 3. A person who does ruku and sajda before Imam is my Son. 4. A woman who gets angry when guests come to her house is my Mother. 5. A woman who doesn't wear a scarf is my Wife. 6. The person who doesn't say Bismillah before eating is my Child. 7. Those who share or forward this message to people are my enemy. 8. Those who don't share the message are my friends. Pls be the enemy of shaitaan, forward to your friends, brothers, sisters and family. Pls share now!!!! [1/15, 8:12 PM] ‪+234 907 839 8990‬: *Man๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฟ: Marry me?* *Woman๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป: Do you have a flat?๐Ÿก* *Man:๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฟ No*. *Woman๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป: Do you have a* *Camry car?๐Ÿš—* *Man๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฟ: No.* *Woman๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป: How much is your salary?๐Ÿ’ต๐Ÿ’ธ* *Man๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฟ: No salary, but I....!* *Woman๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป: No but Wat.... ! You have nothing. How can I marry you? Leave please b4 I open eye ๐Ÿ‘€for u!* *Man๐Ÿ‘ณ๐Ÿฟ: But I have one estate๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ ๐Ÿฏ, 3 landed properties in GRA๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ๐ŸŸ, 3 Ferraris๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿš–๐Ÿš˜, 2 Porsches๐Ÿš™๐Ÿš• and 2 G wagon๐Ÿš๐Ÿš“. Why do I still need to buy Camry๐Ÿš—. How can I be paid salary๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿ’ต when actually I'm the BOSS...* *Woman๐Ÿ‘ฉ๐Ÿป: that's why I told you to leave, cause am coming to your house myself to propose to you....* ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ Pass to another group make them laugh ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿƒ off to another group..... ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

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