Interview

Teacher: Abass ,why are you down to day? Abass: because mum is in hospital and dad is at the police station.. 
Teacher: sorry dear do you want to go home?
Abass: yes, goes home and teacher ask the remaining pupils , Teacher: why is Abass's father at the police station and the mother in hospital? 
Pupils:  because his father is a policeman and the mother is a nurse Teacher: stupid child! call him back!!! 😂😂😂
FOR WHERE My Last Job Interview. OFFICER:- What is your name? Me :- M.P. sir OFFICER:- In full please Me:- Marvin Paul OFFICER:- Your father's name? Me:- M.P. sir OFFICER:- What does that mean? Me:- Martin Paul 
 OFFICER:- What is your qualification? Me:- M.P. 
 OFFICER:- (angry) What is that?!!! Me:- Maths and Physics 
 OFFICER:- So why do you need a job? Me:- It is because of M.P. sir O
 Meaning? Me:- Money Problem OFFICER:- Would you explain yourself and stop wasting my time? What's your personality like? Me: MP sir. OFFICER: And what is that? Me:- Marvelous Personality OFFICER:- I see... I will get back to you. Me:- Sir, how was M.P. sir? OFFICER:- And what's that again? Me:- My Performance. OFFICER:- I think you have M.P. Me:- What’s that? OFFICER:- Mental Problem!!! Don't laugh alone. Send this to M.P. (Many People) those are saved in your M.P. (Mobile Phone) to put a smile on their faces. I have sent this to u because u are M.P. (My People).

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