Laughter fest

[12/22, 10:06 PM] ‪+234 803 887 4149‬: U think say to see DECEMBER na kuli kuli? Boko Haram or BADOO💣💥🔫 reach ur side? U know how many wey don die 💀 since Jan till now? Oga Ansa 📞me now Abi ur family get lassa fever?👹 God give you legs, and you still dey waka 👢👣as you like. God give u good health. 😃 and you still dey complain. 9ja no good, 9ja no good: U dey use bb, tecno phantom, nokia200, ipad & laptop, even wen u neva get money💷💵 to buy car🚘. Abi u don see 👀where person wey dey coma for sick bed 😷💊💉dey ping or whatsapps? Abi na blind man 😲wan change DP or comment for facebook? U still dey complain😩 there? Abi u don see where dead body dey do facebook & whatsapps 4 inside coffin 🚑 ? My friend👤, u beta start thanking God now... 👏 If u read this message and U no re-post am that means you no dey appreciate God..🏥 Oya, send am to the friends wey U like & give 30 gboza 2 God oo!!!! 👊👊👊👊👊 👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊👊 Me, I don send my own oo! Baba God, I appreciate u [12/22, 10:06 PM] ‪+234 803 887 4149‬: I was eating Amala and enjoying my drink @ 4pm, a man entered the restaurant with a briefcase. I guess he was a big politician because his dressing and pot belly. He walked and sat down as everybody looked at him. Suddenly a woman came to him and started crying. The woman knelt down and told him that her children and her are about to die of hunger, no money since her husband died. This man opened the briefcase and gave this woman five hundred thousand naira. The woman jumped up and left in happiness. I was still watching when another man started crying and came to him. He knelt down and begged him that he needed money to establish his business. This man brought out ten million naira cheque (#10,000,000.00)and gave it to this man. This time, I started murmuring and practicing on the lie I would blow to have my own national cake. I started crying and went to the man. Immediately I knelt down, I heard "Cut!! Cut!! Cut!!". I turned and saw the director of the movie. He laughed and said "oh boy na movie we dey shoot here" . Hahahahahah shame wan kill me. Chaii!! Economy recession no go kill person lol.😂😂😂... Abeg laugh when you still have teeth oooo, life is too short!! [12/22, 10:06 PM] ‪+234 803 887 4149‬: This guy has been owing me 30k for months now & has refused to pay. Yesterday I begged him to give me even if it's half & forget the rest. He said he has only about 12k in his account and can only afford to send 10k. As half bread is better than none, I told him to send the 10. I woke up to see an alert of 100k with like 25 missed calls (phone always on silent at night) and several messages from him begging me to transfer 90k back to him. That he made a mistake😂😂😂😂 he wanted to send 10k and added one extra 0 instead. I am still singing my God is too much.If you are in my shoe be honest what will you do. [12/22, 10:06 PM] ‪+234 803 887 4149‬: BREAKING NEWS​ Pls if you have anybody bearing Ayo, try and tell him or her to hide... Because Ayo lama fi sodun 😀😀😀 [12/22, 10:06 PM] ‪+234 803 887 4149‬: Finally I smoke weed for d first time Just today and nothing happened to me Just want to wish u Merry Christmas As we are leaving 2019 to 2014 we are all going to see 2008 in Jesus name amen [12/22, 10:06 PM] ‪+234 803 887 4149‬: My Ex girlfriend said she doesn't want me again. I knelt down and begged her but she insisted. I involved her friends yet all my effort proves abortive. I wanted to kill myself, I drank lacasera and gala I didn't die, I ate bread and egg death still said NO, I bought pizza. I ate goat meat pepper soup, no way. I decided to hang myself with tissue paper. If I don't die, please what else should i do? Should I lick iced cream??